melancholy

i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner

whoreiblejokes:

eyebrowgod:

i don’t wanna have sex

i want a razor scooter goddammit

liar

look bruh

you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards

or get the sickest air of your life

the choice is obvious

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

me 3

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do u address the meme king

u madjesty

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received